Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous person to be around.
why use eharmony to find hot singles when u could use itunes
Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex